Master of Brown-Nose Kung-Fu

Jackie Chan, like Errol Flynn, has played the roles of many valiant heroes. But alas, like Errol Flynn, Jackie Chan is a fake. He has just proven that he only cares about betting on the winning horse. Chan was friendly enough to America as long as (1) he was making lots of money from American moviegoers, and (2) America seemed healthy enough to remain important in the world. Now that America is rapidly becoming weak and ineffectual, Chan has turned around and announced that America is MORALLY INFERIOR TO CHINA. That is, inferior to the dictatorship which has MURDERED TENS OF MILLIONS OF INNOCENT CHINESE CITIZENS. Great technique there, fawning on slavemasters. Well, Jackie is all jacked up, and he can go yin-yang himself.